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Get_RightGet_Right Posts: 12,479
edited March 2011 in All Encompassing Trip
MONTICELLO, N.Y. – Authorities say a New York man appearing before a judge on a felony drunken driving charge arrived at court an hour and a half late, drunk and carrying an open can of Busch beer.

Sullivan County Undersheriff Eric Chaboty says Keith Gruber of Swan Lake had four unopened beer cans in his bag Monday when he tried to walk through the metal detector at the county courthouse.

The Middletown Times Herald-Record reports that Judge Frank LaBuda asked the 49-year-old Gruber if he enjoyed his "liquid lunch." Gruber said he did, then said he was sorry. The judge revoked his bail and sent him to jail, where he remained Tuesday.

Gruber was arrested Dec. 27 in the town of Liberty and was out on $30,000 cash bail. He has prior DWI convictions.

The judge dismissed Gruber's court-appointed lawyer Monday because Gruber refused to cooperate with him. A phone number listed for Gruber was disconnected.
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    twisted thoughtstwisted thoughts Posts: 4,374
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    sorry. had to do it.
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    BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    F the Law!
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    DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Head for the mountains.
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    Cool Face RyanCool Face Ryan Posts: 1,254
    hahahahaa. You might be a redneck :lol:
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    rhcpjam1029rhcpjam1029 Posts: 1,956
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTkpOuKMNvyoIiMXTk-DpqginxlaANpTBB4OtZOtBtJmEhbLItP

    sorry. had to do it.

    apology accepted.
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    dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Busch? Really?? C'mon man.... :thumbdown:
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    normnorm I'm always home. I'm uncool. Posts: 31,147
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Busch? Really?? C'mon man.... :thumbdown:

    well what beer do you drink when you go to court?
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    Get_RightGet_Right Posts: 12,479
    norm wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Busch? Really?? C'mon man.... :thumbdown:

    well what beer do you drink when you go to court?
    glass bottle to pass the metal detector :lol::lol::lol:
    any kind will do really


    except miller :lol:
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    dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    norm wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Busch? Really?? C'mon man.... :thumbdown:

    well what beer do you drink when you go to court?

    The best kind...

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    dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Get_Right wrote:
    norm wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Busch? Really?? C'mon man.... :thumbdown:

    well what beer do you drink when you go to court?
    glass bottle to pass the metal detector :lol::lol::lol:
    any kind will do really


    except miller :lol:

    Hey now, nothing says American and classy like some Miller High Life. After all, it is the Champagne of Beers.
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    Nothingman54Nothingman54 Posts: 2,251
    I smoked a doobie right before jury duty. It was great, they had a table full of munchies.
    I'll be back
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    normnorm I'm always home. I'm uncool. Posts: 31,147
    a la jeff foxworthy: "if you take a six pack to your court appearance, you might be an alcoholic"
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    dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    norm wrote:
    a la jeff foxworthy: "if you take a six pack to your court appearance, you might be an alcoholic"
    But work is okay right? As long as my employer doesn't find out??
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    BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    i've been to Swan Lake, it's a Trailer Park.
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    normnorm I'm always home. I'm uncool. Posts: 31,147
    dcfaithful wrote:
    norm wrote:
    a la jeff foxworthy: "if you take a six pack to your court appearance, you might be an alcoholic"
    But work is okay right? As long as my employer doesn't find out??

    :thumbup:
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    12345AGNST112345AGNST1 Posts: 4,906
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Busch? Really?? C'mon man.... :thumbdown:

    I know right. Atleast make it a little classy with some heineys.

    lol. This is a pic I took after drinking that crap

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    The slogan... I mean I've never took a bite out of a bush (well the plant kind ;) ) but I think its safe to assume that its not very smooth :lol:
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    dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    12345AGNST1 wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Busch? Really?? C'mon man.... :thumbdown:

    I know right. Atleast make it a little classy with some heineys.

    lol. This is a pic I took after drinking that crap

    19948_318316146067_537056067_5072521_897734_n.jpg

    The slogan... I mean I've never took a bite out of a bush (well the plant kind ;) ) but I think its safe to assume that its not very smooth :lol:
    The price tag says everything man. There are some things you don't need to taste, you just know what's in store by the price...

    Like the woman around the corner. :silent: :sick:

    Smooth as its name my ass...
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    Cool Face RyanCool Face Ryan Posts: 1,254
    Get_Right wrote:
    MONTICELLO, N.Y. – Authorities say a New York man appearing before a judge on a felony drunken driving charge arrived at court an hour and a half late, drunk and carrying an open can of Busch beer.

    Sullivan County Undersheriff Eric Chaboty says Keith Gruber of Swan Lake had four unopened beer cans in his bag Monday when he tried to walk through the metal detector at the county courthouse.

    The Middletown Times Herald-Record reports that Judge Frank LaBuda asked the 49-year-old Gruber if he enjoyed his "liquid lunch." Gruber said he did, then said he was sorry. The judge revoked his bail and sent him to jail, where he remained Tuesday.

    Gruber was arrested Dec. 27 in the town of Liberty and was out on $30,000 cash bail. He has prior DWI convictions.

    The judge dismissed Gruber's court-appointed lawyer Monday because Gruber refused to cooperate with him. A phone number listed for Gruber was disconnected.
    maybe he was a Mets fan
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