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Vajazzling your Vajayjay -- WTF?!

ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
edited April 2010 in All Encompassing Trip
Has anyone heard of 'vajazzling your vajayjay'? It's basically waxing yourself and then sticking on little Swarovski crystals on the top part...for no other reason than to make your vajayjay sparkle?! And look sexy....I guess.

Apparently it's HUGE in New York right now...and the fad is quickly spreading...thanks to Jennifer Love Hewitt talking about it on tv. I saw an article on her talking about it a month or so ago...and now I see vajazzle crap popping up everywhere.

http://www.vajazzlekits.com --- WTF?! It's kinda cute....kinda....but so stupid at the same time.

Has anyone done it or know anyone that's had it done?



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    South of SeattleSouth of Seattle West Seattle Posts: 10,708
    I tried to get the girl to do it when we were in NYC last week.

    No go :mrgreen:
    NERDS!
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    DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Once again, this thread is useless without pictures.
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    the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    I have come across this, ummm,.... first hand.

    It was a butterfly design.

    yes, I was also saying WTF !?!?!?
    Peace, Love.

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    DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    the wolf wrote:
    I have come across this, ummm,.... first hand.

    It was a butterfly design.

    yes, I was also saying WTF !?!?!?

    2nd hand would be kinda gross...
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    ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Dissidentman wrote:
    the wolf wrote:
    I have come across this, ummm,.... first hand.

    It was a butterfly design.

    yes, I was also saying WTF !?!?!?

    2nd hand would be kinda gross...

    hahaha Indeed it would be!
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    FrannyFranny Posts: 2,054
    Gawd just another fad. It used to be just trimming the hair into pretty shapes like hearts and stars and shit, and then colouring it......is it just me but, the word vajayjay drives me nuts, it's a friggin vagina what's hard about saying that??? :roll:
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    the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    Dissidentman wrote:
    the wolf wrote:
    I have come across this, ummm,.... first hand.

    It was a butterfly design.

    yes, I was also saying WTF !?!?!?

    2nd hand would be kinda gross...

    Very true.

    1st hand that night. Though I am positive I was not exploring undiscovered territory.

    So in ways I guess it was 2nd hand. ;)
    Peace, Love.

    "To question your government is not unpatriotic --
    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
    -- Sen. Chuck Hagel
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    pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,331
    I just clicked the link. Turns out you can Vajazzle your face.
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    pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,331
    the wolf wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    the wolf wrote:
    I have come across this, ummm,.... first hand.

    It was a butterfly design.

    yes, I was also saying WTF !?!?!?

    2nd hand would be kinda gross...

    Very true.

    1st hand that night. Though I am positive I was not exploring undiscovered territory.

    So in ways I guess it was 2nd hand. ;)


    HEy look, Australia was explored a few times. THe Aboriginals, Dampier and then Cook. Look how great our land is.
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    Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    pjfan31 wrote:
    I just clicked the link. Turns out you can Vajazzle your face.

    Yes you can, but then it's residual Vajazzle and never sticks the right way...
    GoiMTvP.gif
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    DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Black Diamond wrote:
    pjfan31 wrote:
    I just clicked the link. Turns out you can Vajazzle your face.

    Yes you can, but then it's residual Vajazzle and never sticks the right way...

    Sometimes it even gets in your hair.
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    Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    I had some "Vajazzle" on my teeth

    I looked like a rapper
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



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    South of SeattleSouth of Seattle West Seattle Posts: 10,708
    pjfan31 wrote:
    I just clicked the link. Turns out you can Vajazzle your face.

    I think that's gonna be the next cool fad for the Twilight geeks.
    NERDS!
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    he still standshe still stands Posts: 2,835
    Meh, don't waste your money, girls. Spend it on bringing a 2nd girl into the bedroom and we'll REALLY be impressed.
    Everything not forbidden is compulsory and eveything not compulsory is forbidden. You are free... free to do what the government says you can do.
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    Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    I first heard about this trend when Jennifer Love Hewitt talked about it

    Now that's a Vajayjay I would like to Vajazzle for Shizzle
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



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    pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,331
    he still stands wrote:
    Meh, don't waste your money, girls. Spend it on bringing a 2nd girl into the bedroom and we'll REALLY be impressed.
    :lol::lol:
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    neenerbeanneenerbean Posts: 205
    I heard about this on Craig Ferguson...I guess Jennifer Love Hewitt wrote about it in her book. Yes, JLH wrote a BOOK. :lol:
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    chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    first of all i despise the word vajayjay.
    sounds fuckin goofy to my ears.

    secondly
    i have had it done.
    i wear a flashing glow in the dark neon sign above my package that says fuck off on it...
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

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    Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    chadwick wrote:
    first of all i despise the word vajayjay.
    sounds fuckin goofy to my ears.

    secondly
    i have had it done.
    i wear a flashing glow in the dark neon sign above my package that says fuck off on it...
    When I did mine it was very similar but I used the word on instead of off...
    Much more effective...
    GoiMTvP.gif
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    MrMerkinballMrMerkinball Posts: 1,978
    he still stands wrote:
    Meh, don't waste your money, girls. Spend it on bringing a 2nd girl into the bedroom and we'll REALLY be impressed.
    :clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:
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    cdp1223cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    MrMerkinball wrote:
    he still stands wrote:
    Meh, don't waste your money, girls. Spend it on bringing a 2nd girl into the bedroom and we'll REALLY be impressed.
    :clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:
    1. If you have to spend money to get a second girl in the bedroom, you're doing it wrong.
    2. Save the money you would spend on bedazzling and buy some very expensive toys instead. :twisted:
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    decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,976
    :roll:
    sweet bejeebus.
    i am ALL for neatness/cleanliness/keeping everything up and sweet, but this is just....ridiculous. but, whatever. i just hope this 'jazzling' isn't a choking hazard! :o :shock: :lol:
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    neenerbeanneenerbean Posts: 205
    chadwick wrote:
    first of all i despise the word vajayjay.

    I like the word vajayjay but prefer "hoo-ha"
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    Green CircleGreen Circle Posts: 5,191
    neenerbean wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    first of all i despise the word vajayjay.

    I like the word vajayjay but prefer "hoo-ha"

    We use the word V.G. in our house.
    "...And I fight back in my mind. Never lets me be right.
    I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
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    decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,976
    Theovl316 wrote:
    neenerbean wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    first of all i despise the word vajayjay.

    I like the word vajayjay but prefer "hoo-ha"

    We use the word V.G. in our house.


    haha.
    funny, i just used the word hoo-ha in a convo last night. :lol:
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    normnorm I'm always home. I'm uncool. Posts: 31,147
    I think ed has some explaining to do

    GEMS AND RHINESTONES!!!
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    decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,976
    norm wrote:
    I think ed has some explaining to do

    GEMS AND RHINESTONES!!!

    :o
    priceless!



    we're all slipping! HOW did this NOT come up yet?!
    and hell, i think even speedy posted, and that's like...his favorite line. :lol:
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    Let's just breathe...


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    DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    decides2dream wrote:
    norm wrote:
    I think ed has some explaining to do

    GEMS AND RHINESTONES!!!

    :o
    priceless!



    we're all slipping! HOW did this NOT come up yet?!
    and hell, i think even speedy posted, and that's like...his favorite line. :lol:

    Cause only Norm has Ed's junk on his mind...
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    decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,976
    Dissidentman wrote:
    decides2dream wrote:
    norm wrote:
    I think ed has some explaining to do

    GEMS AND RHINESTONES!!!

    :o
    priceless!



    we're all slipping! HOW did this NOT come up yet?!
    and hell, i think even speedy posted, and that's like...his favorite line. :lol:

    Cause only Norm has Ed's junk on his mind...



    except...it wouldn't be ed's junk.
    and i am not taking it any further than that. :shock:
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


    I am myself like you somehow


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    normnorm I'm always home. I'm uncool. Posts: 31,147
    Dissidentman wrote:
    decides2dream wrote:
    norm wrote:
    I think ed has some explaining to do

    GEMS AND RHINESTONES!!!

    :o
    priceless!



    we're all slipping! HOW did this NOT come up yet?!
    and hell, i think even speedy posted, and that's like...his favorite line. :lol:

    Cause only Norm has Ed's junk on his mind...

    Ed has a vag?

    The way ed sings it, sounds like he was surprised one night by the wifey
    ;)
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