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A so called "massive pearl jam fan"

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    DanimalDanimal Posts: 2,000
    One time I met this EXTREMELY hot girl at a bar and she said she was a HUGE Pearl Jam fan. We got to talking and she had all the albums, bootlegs, and DVDs. BUT she could only name all the songs in order off of the first 4 albums. I was like Pfff....POSER! So I kicked her in the c and ran away.
    "I don't believe in PJ fans but I believe there is something, not too sure what." - Thoughts_Arrive


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    Danimal wrote:
    One time I met this EXTREMELY hot girl at a bar and she said she was a HUGE Pearl Jam fan. We got to talking and she had all the albums, bootlegs, and DVDs. BUT she could only name all the songs in order off of the first 4 albums. I was like Pfff....POSER! So I kicked her in the c and ran away.


    uhhh! you lovely gent you!
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    pjfan31 wrote:
    I was out on xmas eve at a pub (getting very drunk) and i got introduced to this "massive pearl jam fan." I started talking to her thinkling finally i have met a girl who likes pearl Jam as much as me. So i started talking to her and asked what concerts she had been to and she said "I went to one last year" I said "oh really i went to 2(both in sydeny), if you dont remember what concert it was, do you remember what song they opened with?" "No" she said "Well they played 3 concerts 1st one they opened with release 2nd evolution and 3rd Betterman" "I don't know" she said

    I then said "what albums do u have?" she said 'Ten' I said "is that all? arent u supposed to be a big fan?" She said very sarcastically "I'm a big fan, your an obbsessed fan"

    I wouldnt call myself obbsessed, im a massive fan, but i wouldn't classify her as a big fan. She also said "that dude has a cool voice" After that i said I'm going to the bar and did not return.
    so you walked away from her because she wasnt a "massive pearl jam fan????"

    she is right ...you are obsessed....

    she also doesnt realize how lucky she was that you just walked away.....

    actually....i bet she does....hehehehehehe

    im thinking after hearing....
    whats your favorite band member??
    whats your favorite concert???
    have you ever seen booms organ???
    what do you think of EDs new hair cut???
    have you been to cincy???
    whats your favorite album???

    she was fucking thrilled you walked away......

    hahahahahahahahaha...........
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
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    have you ever seen booms organ???

    nice.
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    pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,331
    was she hot?
    She wasnt the best, but u wouldnt kick her out of bed for farting
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    I'll take her
    I can kill because in God I trust.

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    no doubt your a nice person then.

    Actually yes, yes I am. Ask the people that know me :D

    It was sarcasm. :rolleyes:
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
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    this really pissed me off:
    a guy was totally all over me cos i was 'the girl from the bmx mags', as soon as he asked me 'so how long have u been into them?' and i said 'a few years', i wasnt good enough!
    poo to you all!
    poo
    poo
    poo heads the lotta ya!
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    Actually yes, yes I am. Ask the people that know me :D

    It was sarcasm. :rolleyes:



    oh really?
    hmmmm
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    oh really?
    hmmmm

    :rolleyes:
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
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    pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,331
    Alright alright stop bashing me, let me clarify a few things. One, i wassnt really into her, 2 it wasnt like oh u dont have No code? and walked away, it was a bit more to it then that, 3 there was this chick that me and some mates were with that i was trying to put some ground work in because i quite like her and if she saw me having a spade for some other chick.... well u dont have to be a rocket scientist to figure out that my chances would of decreased.. And for all of ur information I am 21 and i realise that if i am going to find a nice girl my age then im going to have to face it, they are probably notr going to be Pearl jam fans.

    basically The part of me walking away so abruptly wasnt as bad as it sounds. Honest. I sdaid goodbye wished her a merry christmas and then went to the bar. It would be just plain rude otherwise. I am not really that snobish. And do i regret not trying harder this chick? No, i hooked up with the other bird later in the night and am going on a date with her soon. I really am a nice guy :) Well so my mum tells me.

    My intention of this post was by no means to come across snobby. I was just trying to highlight that it was funny someone calling themselves a big fan. good on her for owning TEN, that is how most of us started. If i was her i would of said "oh Pearl jam i really like them, I have ten"
    AND NO I AM NOT GAY
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    pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,331
    it really annoys me that guys that are in their 30s and 40s think theyre way 'better' pj fans cos it was 'back in the day' 4 them, and us hot girlies say were (22) and all of the sudden, were not as bigger fans!?? arrrrgh!
    poo sticks, you should all be grateful girls even talk to you!
    (..obv speaking from experience of this!)

    Ok so i am only 21 not 30s or 40s but i will talk to u if u like? i am friendly :)
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    pjfan31 wrote:
    Alright alright stop bashing me, let me clarify a few things. One, i wassnt really into her, 2 it wasnt like oh u dont have No code? and walked away, it was a bit more to it then that, 3 there was this chick that me and some mates were with that i was trying to put some ground work in because i quite like her and if she saw me having a spade for some other chick.... well u dont have to be a rocket scientist to figure out that my chances would of decreased.. And for all of ur information I am 21 and i realise that if i am going to find a nice girl my age then im going to have to face it, they are probably notr going to be Pearl jam fans.

    basically The part of me walking away so abruptly wasnt as bad as it sounds. Honest. I sdaid goodbye wished her a merry christmas and then went to the bar. It would be just plain rude otherwise. I am not really that snobish. And do i regret not trying harder this chick? No, i hooked up with the other bird later in the night and am going on a date with her soon. I really am a nice guy :) Well so my mum tells me.

    My intention of this post was by no means to come across snobby. I was just trying to highlight that it was funny someone calling themselves a big fan. good on her for owning TEN, that is how most of us started. If i was her i would of said "oh Pearl jam i really like them, I have ten"
    AND NO I AM NOT GAY


    aww
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    urbanhippieurbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    :rolleyes:
    You lot are so shallow! :)

    You think that all you want is a GF/BF. You say 'I just want to find that special someone'

    And then you start the checklist....
    1. Must be HOT!
    2. Must be a PJ fan
    3. Must be HOT!
    4. Must like football/soccer/hockey etc
    5. Must be HOT!
    6. Must be a surfer/have a huge rack/look good in a swimsuit etc

    Oh and most importantly....MUST BE HOT!!

    Who cares if she's not a huge fan? You could have educated her...Wasn't she HOT enough?
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    pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,331
    aww

    I hope that is not a sarcastic aww :)
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    pjfan31 wrote:
    I hope that is not a sarcastic aww :)


    no way, that sounded cute!
    i love you all, im just an arse, and partially stoned
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    fanch75fanch75 Posts: 3,736
    xkevvx wrote:
    So basically, you ditched a girl because she didn't know Pearl Jam as much as you??

    What are you, gay?

    That's what I was thinking!
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    pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,331
    fanch75 wrote:
    That's what I was thinking!

    its not true, read my explanation post.
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    pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,331
    no way, that sounded cute!
    i love you all, im just an arse, and partially stoned

    why just partially? i guess u are living up to ur surfer tag.
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    fanch75fanch75 Posts: 3,736
    so you walked away from her because she wasnt a "massive pearl jam fan????"

    she is right ...you are obsessed....

    she also doesnt realize how lucky she was that you just walked away.....

    actually....i bet she does....hehehehehehe

    im thinking after hearing....
    whats your favorite band member??
    whats your favorite concert???
    have you ever seen booms organ???
    what do you think of EDs new hair cut???
    have you been to cincy???
    whats your favorite album???

    she was fucking thrilled you walked away......

    hahahahahahahahaha...........

    You forgot:

    "Isn't riot act amazing?

    How do you feeeel when you listen to it?

    Do you think of the plight of small defenseless snails when evil white republican men step on them as they strut to their SUV's, just to speed away to their urban-sprawlish homes?"
    Do you remember Rock & Roll Radio?
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    fanch75 wrote:
    You forgot:

    "Isn't riot act amazing?

    How do you feeeel when you listen to it?

    Do you think of the plight of small defenseless snails when evil white republican men step on them as they strut to their SUV's, just to speed away to their urban-sprawlish homes?"
    and....

    do you shop at wal-mart??? because i sure dont...
    when is the last time you ate red meat??? been 3 years for me....
    dont you just love Nader???
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
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    DanimalDanimal Posts: 2,000
    and....

    do you shop at wal-mart??? because i sure dont...
    when is the last time you ate red meat??? been 3 years for me....
    dont you just love Nader???

    AND....how big is your prick?
    "I don't believe in PJ fans but I believe there is something, not too sure what." - Thoughts_Arrive


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    pj0705pj0705 Posts: 189
    Are You Questioning My Fandom??
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    fanch75fanch75 Posts: 3,736
    and....

    do you shop at wal-mart??? because i sure dont...
    when is the last time you ate red meat??? been 3 years for me....
    dont you just love Nader???

    "Did you sign the online petition to "Make Poverty History?

    I sure did! Because I care so much! I hope you care as much as I do!"
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    Danimal wrote:
    AND....how big is your prick?
    im thinking after 5 minutes with the original poster.....

    the chick was in the parking lot asking that very question to the first CREED fan she could find.....

    hehehehehehehehe
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
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    fanch75 wrote:
    "Did you sign the online petition to "Make Poverty History?

    I sure did! Because I care so much! I hope you care as much as I do!"
    did you know my entire wardrobe is made entirely of hemp????

    i havent had a job in 10 years because i refuse to take a drug test....i have my morals!!!!!
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
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    DanimalDanimal Posts: 2,000
    did you know my entire wardrobe is made entirely of hemp????

    i havent had a job in 10 years because i refuse to take a drug test....i have my morals!!!!!


    Is your vagina enviromentally friendly?
    "I don't believe in PJ fans but I believe there is something, not too sure what." - Thoughts_Arrive


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    Danimal wrote:
    Is your vagina enviromentally friendly?

    Does your vagina have a stickman tattoo?
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    fanch75fanch75 Posts: 3,736
    did you know my entire wardrobe is made entirely of hemp????

    i havent had a job in 10 years because i refuse to take a drug test....i have my morals!!!!!

    I hate society. Want to go Into The Wild with me? We will go into the wilderness and be amazed at nature's wonder. I hate mankind, I wish mankind would stop breeding. Mother Earth was so beautiful before man and all those awful white male republicans.

    I wonder if my wireless laptop will work so I can get on the Pit and charge my iPod?
    Do you remember Rock & Roll Radio?
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    DanimalDanimal Posts: 2,000
    fanch75 wrote:
    I hate society. Want to go Into The Wild with me? We will go into the wilderness and be amazed at nature's wonder. I hate mankind, I wish mankind would stop breeding. Mother Earth was so beautiful before man and all those awful white male republicans.

    I wonder if my wireless laptop will work so I can get on the Pit and charge my iPod?

    PERFECT! Especially the last part!
    "I don't believe in PJ fans but I believe there is something, not too sure what." - Thoughts_Arrive


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