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Dreamfire2 TELLS Eddie Vedder to Hire Kimbo Slice

AnonAnon Posts: 11,175
edited February 2008 in The Porch
In Breaking News.....Dreamfire2, a PJ Message-Board-Member, has telegraphed an official request stating to EV that he should hire the amiable Kimbo Slice for noise security during all shows on the upcoming solo tour. "Mr. Slice would be in charge of monitoring the crowd and will have the duty to promptly "deal" with anyone that", according to Dreamfire2, "makes ANY noises that I would find unnacceptable".....the request goes on to say, "Kimbo is our only hope...afterall, remember what a disaster Benaroyo was with the clapping in between songs.......please, ensure there will be order.. signed, DF2"
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